Monday, December 21, 2009

Who Needs Turkeys Apple Approves of Gorillas for Thanksgiving

Gorillas everywhere are up in accoutrements afterwards chat got out that Apple approves of Gorilla Monkey Crunch for Thanksgiving. "I'm British!" said Günter, the awful afflicted Gorilla in mention. "We don't even bless Thanksgiving!". While the bounded Monkey appointment could not be reached, admiral appear baby abbey riots breaking out all over America and affronted monkeys throwing coconuts at annihilation that moved. Apple had no animadversion on the matter.

No one is abiding absolutely what the compound for Gorilla Monkey Crunch in actuality is, but rumors abound that it can be begin alone in the iTunes App Store amateur category. "I'm outraged," Günter continued. "This is not a bold to me! I was artlessly absorbed my own business this morning, bridge the river on the way to the farmers bazaar if BAM! I was whacked on the alembic by a aerial banana!" Lawyers for the Great Ape were quick to photograph the consistent agony and accept adumbrated action may be pending. Against who we do not know.

Feet on the artery reporters managed to abduction a video of the advance and bound acquaint it to YouTube. Mountain Gorillas are an endangered species, and alone an estimated 720 abundance gorillas abide in the apple according to the African Wildlife Federation. Penalty for barrage one on the alembic with accidental bake-apple ranges from accessible abasement to accepting affected to accept to a Jimmy Buffet awning casting for 5 hours straight.

Device Requirements:
* iPhone or 2nd Generation iPod blow 2.2.1 or later

Pricing and Availability:
Gorilla Monkey Crunch 1.0 is alone $0.99 (USD) and accessible common alone through the App Store in the Games category.

Gorilla Monkey Crunch 1.0: http://www.appnoose.com/gorilla-monkey-crunch/
Purchase and Download: http://idek.net/hia
Screenshots: http://idek.net/hl5
Feet on the Street Video: http://idek.net/hl6
Splash Image: http://idek.net/hiS

Appnoose LTD is a new London based iPhone and iPod Touch software development aggregation started by OD Hunte in 2009. OD Hunte is an Urban Producer/Writer/Remixer with abounding blur TV and bold placements. He has aswell accounting for Extreme Music/Sony ATV, Megatrax LA, PigFactory LA and KPMH Music House/ EMI in London. His aboriginal App, ITGO Interval Trainer GO has been featured as an Apple Staff Pick in 2009. Copyright (C) 2009 Appnoose LTD. All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone and iPod are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or added countries.

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