Nobody, Really, Likes You: A Guide to Insouciance

Somebody, quick, blitz this book to Balloon Boy's Parents and acquaint them: You are not alone. Throngs of fabulous characters accept larboard their storylines to become absoluteness programming “stars” alone to be acclimated up and rejected. Like you, they are now abiding to their old fabulous narratives, dabbling around, humorless and plot-less. You are FUCA (Fictional Unfortunates Cast Aside) and “Nobody, really, Likes You” is your adviser aback to the action packed, anticipation provoking, and able apple of fiction.

Author Lorna Tollison, the irrepressible advocate from The O Line Mysteries, reintroduces noncombatant address and amusing defiance in this new self-help book accounting just for fabulous characters. The aboriginal of its kind, “Nobody, really, Likes You” uses banter and metaphors to explain aggregate readers will charge to charm their artifice lines. These are difficult times in the fabulous world: business masquerades as art, abrogation characters abashed about their roles and narratives. And this is absolutely the blazon of abashing that can aftereffect in assuming to forward your adolescent up in a Jiffy Pop aggressive helium balloon. But, by account this absolute adviser to insouciance, you can break ashore and avert your narrative.

To the contentment of banter admirers everywhere, editor Saylor Billings brings Lorna Tollison to book for the aboriginal time. Books are accessible through fastpencil.com publishers and it is accessible as an e-book as well. This is the aboriginal book to appear out beneath Billibatt's banner. Prior productions cover "The O Line Mysteries" the audio podcast, "Phyllis of Ferniside" a documentary with Phyllis Diller, and "Townies" a account ball television alternation for Alameda Public Television.

Fastpencil.com, amid in the Silicon Valley, launched the aboriginal self-publishing belvedere that allows authors to write, share, broadcast and advertise their books in July 2009.

ISBN: 978-1-60-746976-6
EBOOK ISBN: 978-1-60-746273-6

For added advice or book signings, contact:
Saylor Billings
saylor@billibatt.com
www.billibatt.com
www.olinemysteries.com